Taff Nipples

Taff Nipples is one of the most legendary phrases ever entered into the Simplexus chatbox.

A Brief History
Once upon a time in the magical land of Simplexus, there was a moderator named Lance (Holyman ingame). This young, energetic, and extremely outgoing and mentally perverted moderator was curious one day about how to chat with other staff members in a chat unrecognized by the public. Entrigued and seeing an opportunity to troll, another moderator, Nick (who, by the way is really cool), decided to troll with his staff comrade. Nick told Lance that, if he wants to chat with staff privately, all he has to do is type ::yellstaff (what ever you want to say), in order to talk only to staff via the staff chat. Excited to finally talk to the only people who actually accept him, Lance immediately typed ::yellstaff nipples.Only to find himself hysterically laughed at and mocked. Instead of typing what he wanted to, to the staff, Lance was tricked into typing "taff nipples" over yell, for the entire playerbase of Simplexus to see. Lance cried for what seemed to be almost a decade, before coming out the closet confessing his mad love for taff'd nipples.


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Taff Nipples - the uses
Perhaps you are wondering what "taff nipples" is used for. According to Joseph (billionaire, playboy, philanthropist), "taff nipples" is a legendary quote, by the mere mention of it does magic arouse. Legend has said, when someone mentions "taff nipples" on Simplexus, a mermaid dies.